A person did something REALLY bad to me, and I need to get him back. I so far I have come up with these routes to revenge:
1) "Accidentally" spill Mountain Dew on his pants.
2) Cut his hair when he sleeps on the morning bus.
#1 is a good idea since MD is greenish/yellowish, sticky, and it stains.
#2 is a good idea because I'd be so satisfied. Also, if he had less hair, maybe the fact that he cannot do what he did would sink in a little better.
Which do you think I should do? Any other ideas? (By the way, I've already punched him four times in the face.)
April 08, 2009
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Wow, he must have done something really bad. If you won't get in trouble for it, and if it was really, really, really bad, I'd probably say number 2. Number 1 is good if you won't get caught, or if you say, 'it was an accident,' or something like that.
I have the suggestion of telling him off the next time he annoys you, just so he will feel little.
I don't have any other suggestions.
Have a nice day :)!
-SimplyShy
Have you ever heard the saying, "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"?
Dahlia and SimplyShy: It was that bad.
Umm... give out his number as a male prostitute? (haha, I'm reading FML right now and someone had submitted an FML saying someone did that to them and they had like 70 texts and a whole bunch of missed calls within a day)... too harsh?
I'm terrible at coming up for revenge for people I don't know, with people I know it's easy because I know what'll get to them. :]
I think since you have already punched said person in the face (four times), you should leave it at that, especially since two wrongs don't make a right. :)
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