October 30, 2011

Halloween Strategies

Today's Halloween! Which, by the Transitive Property of Object and Circumstantial Equality equals AWESOME.

Observe.

Halloween=Costumes.
Costumes=Candy
Candy=Candy and Pumpkin Ice Cream
Candy and Pumpkin Ice Cream=Sugar Rush
Sugar Rush=Happiness and Energy
Happiness and Energy=All Nighter Watching Scary Movies and Peeing Your Pants But Also Fun
All Nighter Watching Scary Movies and Peeing Your Pants But Also Fun=AWESOME
So, Halloween=AWESOME

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