Ok, you may or may not know of the online war which has been raging since February. The fight is about who is better: Zombies or Unicorns? I say zombies, of course. They're just so cool!
Here's a list of reasons why unicorns are useless and are 110% inferior to zombies:
1) Unicorns are just horses with a piece of corn (hence the word "corn" in "unicorn") on their head.
2) They don't even use their corn/horn thing to hurt people.
3) They are easily killable.
4) Have they ever taken over a civilization?
5) They let people ride on them! Such pushovers.
6) There are girly, breakable, wimpish dolls of unicorns.
Now, here's a list of reasons why zombies are awesome:
1) They are human, but awesomer.
2) They aren't afraid of eating people.
3) They are UNDEAD!!!
4) They are future world dictators.
5) Zombies never take no for an answer. (Running away counts as a "No.")
6) I don't think I can count how many zombie movies have been made. They're celebrities!
Now, to all you unicorn lovers, I'm sure that the zombs will remember this when they take over the world one city at a time. I doubt they'll show much mercy. I, on the other hand, will be
their secretary/adviser/war leader person.
If you want more reasons as to why Zombies rock my socks, go to MaureenJohnson(dot)blogspot(dot)com.