April 09, 2009

The BEDA Crazy

I have discovered a new psychological disease: The BEDA Crazy.

The Blog Every Day April Crazy originated in April, 2009 when BEDA/VEDA bloggers/vloggers everywhere realized they had nothing to write about. But, however, they signed and completed the manifesto, so they had no choice but to go on. What were they going to write about?! They all began to spend entire days wondering what they were going to blog about, often going slightly and temperarily crazy.

Symptoms include:

-Staring at a blank text box for hours
-Having something--anything--happen to you, then make note to blog about it.
-Putting up posts that look like this:
Hey reader people!

I don't have anything to say. I'm just writing this 'cause I signed a contract saying I would post every day, so this is today's post. You don't even have to read this, it's so pointless!

WAIT! Something DID happen today!

I was walking home, and then I saw a dog, and it was trying to CHASE A CAT! What's with that?! Do you think it was on some kind of doggy acid?

See ya!
-Crying when you see
  • a computer
  • a blog
  • the April calander
  • Maureen Johnson's name
-Finding yourself "saving" posts.
-Kinda' copying what others wrote about
-Blog posts being ramble-y and incoharent.
-Blog posts having horrible conclusions, or none at all, mostly because even you didn't know what you were talking about.
-And so on...

Do YOU have these symptoms? Do YOU have The BEDA Crazy?

If yes, that's too bad. There's nothing we can do.

Your BEDA Crazy Blogger,


Dahlia said...

I think I've only posted one pointless post. So I think it's safe to say I don't have the BEDA Crazy. :D

SimplyShy01 said...


Short, sweet and to the point comment.

Have a nice day :)!