April 07, 2009

Who Would Win In A Fight?

Nicole Richie or Paris Hilton?

Winner: Paris Hilton

Why: Nicole Richie is a stick, and she seems kinda' frail. And Paris Hilton, I imagine, is used to jail by now so it doesn't scare her as much as it must scare Nicole, therefore she is willing to do worse things.

Kelly Clarkson or Hilary Duff?

Winner: Kelly Clarkson

Why: Hilary Duff can't take a punch, and Kelly seems less girly-girl and like she knows how to hit. Hilary would probably go for pulling of the hair.

Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp?

Winner: (So hard!) Orlando Bloom

Why: While Johnny Depp is probably stronger, giant legions of girls would probably join the fight to protect Orlando's gorgeous face. Girls would also join Johnny Depp, but not as many. Perhaps this subtitle should be "Orlando Bloom's Fan Girls or Johnny Depp's Fan Girls?"

Anne Hathaway or Angelina Jolie?

Winner: Anne Hathway

Why: Didn't Angelina just have a kid or something?

Kristen Stewart or Alexis Bledel?

Winner: Kristen Stewart

Why: She seems tougher while Alexis looks like a girl who needs to be taken care of. Kristen would deliver pretty good punches and Alexis would retalliate with what's defined as a "girl punch."

Hayley Williams or Lacey Mosley?

Winner: Hayley Williams

Why: She is so hardcore it's not even funny.

Nadia Murti or Any Guy In Her French and/or Math Class?

Winner: Nadia Murti

Why: The guys wouldn't hit a girl, and those that would have a weaker punch than me. Plus, in second grade, 12 boys ganged up on me after school, and after 45 minutes with the very slight help of two friends, they all had black eyes, bruises, nose bleeds, and a month's worth of groundings (I told all their dads that their sons was kicking me).

Do you agree with these?


SimplyShy01 said...

I can agree, but I think that Angelina Jolie could beat Anne Hathaway.

Have a nice day :)!


Googolplex Ideas! said...

think Hilary Duff would win!