April 08, 2009

Mini-Blog: Revenge!

A person did something REALLY bad to me, and I need to get him back. I so far I have come up with these routes to revenge:

1) "Accidentally" spill Mountain Dew on his pants.
2) Cut his hair when he sleeps on the morning bus.

#1 is a good idea since MD is greenish/yellowish, sticky, and it stains.

#2 is a good idea because I'd be so satisfied. Also, if he had less hair, maybe the fact that he cannot do what he did would sink in a little better.

Which do you think I should do? Any other ideas? (By the way, I've already punched him four times in the face.)


SimplyShy01 said...

Wow, he must have done something really bad. If you won't get in trouble for it, and if it was really, really, really bad, I'd probably say number 2. Number 1 is good if you won't get caught, or if you say, 'it was an accident,' or something like that.

I have the suggestion of telling him off the next time he annoys you, just so he will feel little.

I don't have any other suggestions.

Have a nice day :)!


Dahlia said...

Have you ever heard the saying, "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"?

Nadia Murti said...

Dahlia and SimplyShy: It was that bad.

lanna-lovely said...

Umm... give out his number as a male prostitute? (haha, I'm reading FML right now and someone had submitted an FML saying someone did that to them and they had like 70 texts and a whole bunch of missed calls within a day)... too harsh?

I'm terrible at coming up for revenge for people I don't know, with people I know it's easy because I know what'll get to them. :]

Dame Orchid said...

I think since you have already punched said person in the face (four times), you should leave it at that, especially since two wrongs don't make a right. :)