A person did something REALLY bad to me, and I need to get him back. I so far I have come up with these routes to revenge:
1) "Accidentally" spill Mountain Dew on his pants.
2) Cut his hair when he sleeps on the morning bus.
#1 is a good idea since MD is greenish/yellowish, sticky, and it stains.
#2 is a good idea because I'd be so satisfied. Also, if he had less hair, maybe the fact that he cannot do what he did would sink in a little better.
Which do you think I should do? Any other ideas? (By the way, I've already punched him four times in the face.)